For those who remember our first post, we talked very briefly about how Sam can't win. Well today I felt a further explanation was needed. So this story takes place last year, and is one of the many stories that led to our belief in #samproblems.
One night during Sam's freshman year, he and T went off to the Corner Store to buy snacks. At the Corner Store was a large stack of 2-liters at the edge of the store. Sam, in his eternally clumsy state, knocks several of these 2-liters off the stack, right in front of a group of attractive girls. Because Sam buys more food when he is sad, he bought a half-gallon of milk and a bottle of juice. However, Sam's troubles had just begun.
As T and Sam are walking back from the store, Sam starts swinging his bag of food items with delight. This delight ends up being his downfall though, as his bag breaks and his milk goes flying out of the bag and smashes open on the sidewalk. With one drink down, Sam holds the remaining drink close, but he gets excited when he gets back inside and sees Brent working the RA desk, and accidentally chips his glass bottle on the desk, and the orange juice flows out all over the desk.
Broken Drinks 2, Sam 0. #samproblems.
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