Highlights from the Weekend

• We had a drunk person pass out upside down on our futon Friday night. He woke up an hour later and left. 
• Some guy rolled his window down and yelled at me "WELCOME TO KENOSHA, WE'RE NICE PEOPLE HERE" and then drove away. (He must have seen my Iowa plates)
• Sam went on a date with a girl. Somehow he did not get food poisoning.